I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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