I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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