think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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