Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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