ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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