Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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