what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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