That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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