Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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