yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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