areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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