New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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