Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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