Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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