Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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