Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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