its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Randomize