You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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