She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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