with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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