now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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