Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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