I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need a beard to bite.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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