She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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