So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Never joke about your clitoris.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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