Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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