Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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