Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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