week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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