well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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