You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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