VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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