That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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