Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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