how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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