I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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