I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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