We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm bleeding and have questions
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
