BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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