then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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