If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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