bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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