What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Sober January is a disaster.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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