Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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