so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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