Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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