All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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