"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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