It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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