i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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