Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
its liver damage thursday
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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