So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
